PUNJAB BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION PAPER

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    PART A ( Questions 1 to 19) [This one`s slightly more difficult than last year`s] 1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters (only alphabet are allowed, no numeric digits or "_" allowed) 2. Sex? ( ) Male ( ) Female ( ) Sardar 3. What`s your age group? ( ) less than 0 ( ) equal to 0 ( ) greater than 0 4. What is 2 + 2=? ( ) FOUR ( ) 4 ( ) IV 5. If you have one brother, how many brothers does your brother have? ( ) none ( ) one ( ) question is too personal 6. Complete the following sentence... (4 marks) ______ ________ ________ _________ . 7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year? 8. Read the statement carefully and answer the following question: "My mother`s daughter`s brother`s mother`s mother`s daughter`s husband`s wife is my mother herself". Q. How many times the word "mother" appears in the above statement? ( ) None ( ) some times ( ) uncountable 9. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you get: ( ) One rupee? ( ) 100 paise? 10. Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three sentences... (HINT: My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a _______(boy/girl). (I am writing an essay.) 11. If the time is 3.00 a. m., what does your digital watch show? 12. At what time does the 11.16 Indrayani Express come? 13. What do you do on a honeymoon? ( ) Collect Honey ( ) Admire Moon ( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon 14. Earth is Flat? ( ) True ( ) Indeed True 15. If A = B and B = C then is B = A? ( ) TRUE ( ) NOT FALSE ( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS 16. If you eat lunch during lunchtime, what will you have during dinnertime? 17. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT. 18. Complete the following poem: Mary had a little lamb Little lamb little lamb_ (HINT: "." or "@" or "^") 19. This is question number ( ) 1 ( ) 19 ( ) 20
  • Free Punjab! Santa, Banta and some sardar freedom fighters were planning for a free Punjab.
    Banta raised a point, 'Oh..we`ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?'
    That was a difficult question indeed.
  • Interview Santa is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions
  • Potatoes! Three convicts escaped from prison. One was a Madrasi, one a Gujarati, and our Santa. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
  • My name is.....! Santa had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour`s wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, 'Hey, Banta!' He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.
  • Santa caught a thief! Santa was shifting his residence. He was packing his belongings. By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the house door open.
    A sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables. Santa found it very amusing; the thief was doing the job for him! 'When this smart guy finishes packing, I will catch him'.
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