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    Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.
    Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out: "Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar".
    His minister tried to calm him by saying: "How dare a man address such a letter to you?".
    Mr. Laloo replied sadly: "This does not bothers me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address."
  • Ass! Santa is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams.The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class.
  • Free Punjab! Santa, Banta and some sardar freedom fighters were planning for a free Punjab.
    Banta raised a point, 'Oh..we`ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?'
    That was a difficult question indeed.
  • Interview Santa is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions
  • Potatoes! Three convicts escaped from prison. One was a Madrasi, one a Gujarati, and our Santa. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
  • My name is.....! Santa had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour`s wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, 'Hey, Banta!' He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.
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