Wrong to Sleep...

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    Banta is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..
  • Ocean of Wheat Santa was driving down an old country road when he spots a Sardarji in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car...
  • Rectangular Waves! A passer by notices Banta by the side of a lake, throwing bricks into the water.
    So he asks him: 'Why are you throwing bricks in to the water?'
  • Locked! Santa and Banta observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
    Santa: 'I can`t seem to get this door unlocked! '
  • These are a few Banta`s quickies`.......... Q: How do you measure a His intelligence?
    A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear!
  • At the right address! Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.
    Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out: 'Look at this letter! It is addressed tothe stupidest man...
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