| Santa was making a documentary on Indian tribes. For this, he went to the deep jungles for the details. One day, Santa was walking along with two tribals in the jungle, when, all of a sudden, one of the tribal took off and ran up a hill to the
mouth of a cave. The tribal stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very
closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo!
Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave. Santa was puzzled and asked the other tribal what that was all about, was that person mad or something. "No", said the other tribal. "It is mating time for us tribals and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you. Well, just about that time, the other tribal saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes. Santa started running around the forest looking for a cave to find these women that the tribals had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size of that cave! It`s bigger then the ones that those tribals found. There must really be something really great in this cave!" Well... he took-off up the hill with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" Santa was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave. The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, "Naked Santa badly injured by a Freight Train Crossing a Tunnel"!!!!!! |