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    One evening Santa and Banta were arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.
    So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms. Banta energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a "| " mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep.
    He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a " | " on the wall. Again, he falls asleep.
    Banta wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker again. He drowsily marks another " | " on the wall and falls asleep for the rest of the night.
    The next morning, Santa enters into Banta`s room to see how he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims, "A hundred and eleven?! You beat me by three!"
  • Breast Stroke! Banta`s wife competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
  • Santa`s Excuse! Santa from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Ludhiana. He was couple of days late in joining his duties.
  • Bra-Panties! A lady was shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside, goes to the shop and asks in very western accent to our Santa (owner)....
    What`s the time??
  • Safe Santa! Santa, a Madrasi and a Gujarati were waiting for a bus when a dangerous-looking guy approached them. He suddenly pulled out a syringe with blood inside it and said in a menacing tone -
  • Believe Me! Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths`s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
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