Drown the bastard !

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    One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of the sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs, the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my God, help me, there s a bee in my vagina!"
    The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if you would permit me, sir."
    The husband, being very concerned, agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife s vagina. The doctor said, "Okay, what I m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife s vagina. When I feel the bee I ll withdraw my penis and the bee should follow it out."
    The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said, "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it!"
    So the doctor covered the tip of his penis with honey and inserted it into the young lady s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
    So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. He then put his hands on the young lady s breasts and started making loud noises.
    At this point the husband suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the hell do you think you re doing?"
    The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I m gonna drown the bastard!"
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