Shot Shott shot !

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    Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
    Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.
    Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
    If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
    But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott.
    However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.
    So, Ed Nott was shot and that`s hot! Is it not?
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