Wood sawed wood.

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    Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw.
    All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood`s wood-saw would saw no wood.
    So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw.
    The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw.
    Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw.
    And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw.
    And Esau Wood sawed wood.
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