A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned.
So what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee".
Said the flea, "Let us fly".
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Shot Shott shot !Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.
Could You?I would if I could, and if I couldn`t, how could I?You couldn`t, unless you could, could you?
Spare Eegine!BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier. Santa purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. Santa came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately he began...
Banta in Ludhiana!Banta is in Ludhiana. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Banta says 'Yes'.
Banta in Space!Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Banta were sent to the outer space . The ground control issues commands 'Rubi!'