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Several weeks after Banta had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager`s office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years` experience. Now we discover this is the first job you`ve ever had."
"Well," Banta said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
- Pickeled Peppers! Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. - Flea & a Fly... A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned.
So what could they do?
Said the fly, 'Let us flee'. - Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw.
All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood`s wood-saw would saw no wood. - Shot Shott shot ! Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. - Could You? I would if I could, and if I couldn`t, how could I?You couldn`t, unless you could, could you?