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Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
She says no.
The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?"
She again replies in the negative. By now the Santa is fuming.
He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?"
The wife says: "No."
The Santa who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: `Look a foreigner`."
- Partying Banta! Banta left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and...
- Pickeled Peppers! Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. - Flea & a Fly... A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned.
So what could they do?
Said the fly, 'Let us flee'. - Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw.
All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood`s wood-saw would saw no wood. - Shot Shott shot ! Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.