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Making New Year s Resolutions Work
1. Why are New Year s resolutions such notorious failures and more troublesome than they re worth?
2. Why do people make New Year s Resolutions in the first place?
3. Do you find that people usually make too many New Year s Resolutions?
4. Don t you think trying too hard to accomplish something often results in failure?
5. Is it possible to become addicted to unhappiness, failure and negative habits?
6. You say phrases like "I m not going to overeat, I won t procrastinate anymore, I will stop eating Snickers bars" don t work. Why?
7. What s the best way to formulate New Year s Resolutions to increase the chances for their success?
8. Doesn t your well known "Keying Process" help people change habits a lot easier?
9. "Keying" could also be used to better a person s health, couldn t it?
10. What is "De-briefing" and why is it so important?
11. What specific "Refocusing Techniques" can a person use?
12. So your motto, "You can always have a good day!" is really a true possibility, isn t it?
- Email Resolutions 1. I will try to figure out why I 'really' need 7 e-mail addresses.
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife. - New Year`s Resolutions I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
- Bush sues... SANTA AUSTIN, TX - Dec.20 - Attorneys for Texas
Governor George W. Bush filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice. The complaint seeks an immediate injunction against the beloved Christmas icon, asking the court to effectively ban his traditional practice of checking the list of good boys and girls one additional time before packing his sleigh. - By Default! At an evening party the guests were asked to take part in a game in which everybody was to make a face and the one who made the worst face was to win the prize. It seemed as if all did their worst. Then the judge went up to our Banta who was sitting alone in a corner.
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Foreigner! Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
She says no.