Female logic...

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    A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.

    One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.

    Although she wasn`t familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.

    Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma`am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "isn`t it obvious?"

    "You`re in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

    "But officer, I`m not fishing. Can`t you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I`ll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I`ll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.

    "But, I haven`t even touched you," groused the sheriff.

    "Yes, that`s true," she replied, "but you do have all "the equipment."
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    'Hi honey, are you at the club?'
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    Cowboy: 'Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?'
  • Making a sandwich! A little boy and his mom go to the zoo one day. They`re walking around and looking at the animals they come to the monkey cage, where two monkeys are mating. The little boy asks: 'Mom, what are they doing?'
  • Sperm Bank... A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. 'Open the safe,' he yells at the girl behind the counter.
  • Santa Claus` Qs & As ! Q: Why do reindeer have red noses? A: They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to bump into things on slippery surfaces. This is why Santa is often seen with a red nose (the sleigh doesn`t have an airbag, either).
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