| LOVE: When intercourse is called "making love." LUST: When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE: When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. LOVE: When you share everything you own. LUST: When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything. LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have. LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE: When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. LOVE: When you write poems about your partner. LUST: When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks. LOVE: When your only concern is your partner`s feelings. LUST: When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors everywhere. MARRIAGE: When you`re only concern is what`s on TV. LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST: When the songs on the radio determine how you should do it. MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio. LOVE: When you`re only interested in doing things WITH your partner. LUST: When you`re only interested in doing things TO your partner. MARRIAGE: When you`re only interested in your golf score. LOVE: You only leave the house to buy coffee and donuts. LUST: You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. MARRIAGE: You only leave the house when you`re allowed. |