| Santa and Banta were sitting down to their usual morning
cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the
radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and
a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report
said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side
of the streets." Santa said, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. The next day they were sitting down with their morning cups of coffee. The weather forecast was, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Again Santa replied, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. Two days later, again they`re sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast said, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and the power went out and Santa didn`t get the rest of the instructions. He turned to Banta, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Banta?" Banta replied, "Aw, Santa, just leave the car in the darned garage today." |