| Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbands
over tea... One of the old ladies said, "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous..." The other old woman replied, "My Billy used to do the same thing, but I broke him of the habit." "How?" asked the first old lady, rather curious, "I`ve been trying everything and I`ve even consulted our family doctor, but to no avail. What did you do???" The other lady replied, "I *hid* his teeth!!" :-) |