The man I love!

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    : A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.

    "No thank you," she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I`m keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

    "That must be rather difficult," the man replied.

    "Oh, I don`t mind too much," she said.

    "But, it has my husband pretty upset."
  • Is she good enough? Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market
  • Baptism preparations... Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, 'Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?''I think so,' the man replied. 'My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of ourguests.'
  • Biting nails! Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbandsover tea...

    One of the old ladies said, 'I do wish that my Elmerwould stop biting his nails. He makes me terriblynervous...'
  • Learn To Speak Japanese In Three Minutes English: He`s cleaning his automobile
    Japanese: Wa Shing Ka

  • Parking woes! Santa and Banta were sitting down to their usual morningcup of coffee listening to the weather report on theradio. 'There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, anda snow emergency has been declared,' the weather reportsaid. 'You must park your cars on the odd numbered sideof the streets.'
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