| A newcomer to the political scene was campaigning in the
backwoods for the Loksabha elections
Outside a ramshackle
house, he saw Banta milking a cow. He approached him,
ready to make his pitch for a vote. Just as he was getting started, Santa called from inside the house. "Oye, Banteya, get in the house. And who is that guy you are talking to?" "Says he is a politician" Banta said. "In that case, you do better bring the cow inside with you." |