More of Murphy!!!

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    "The Law of Volunteering"
    If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

    "The Law of Avoiding Oversell"
    When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

    "The Law of Common Sense"
    Never accept a drink from a urologist.

    "The Law of Reality"
    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

    "The Law of Self Sacrifice
    When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

    "Weiler`s Law"
    Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn`t have to do it himself.

    "Law of Probable Dispersal"
    Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

    "Law of Volunteer Labor"
    People are always available for work in the past tense.

    "Conway`s Law"
    In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

    "Iron Law of Distribution"
    Them that has, gets.

    "Law of Cybernetic Entomology"
    There is always one more bug.

    "Law of Drunkedness"
    You can`t fall off the floor. "Heller`s Law" The first myth of management is that it exists.

    "Osborne`s Law"
    Variables won`t; constants aren`t.

    "Main`s Law"
    For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

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    "Weinberg`s Second Law"
    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.
  • Feel like home A busload of new recruits arrived at the reception center, and was greeted by an old drill sergeant. He began his speech: 'Welcome to Fort Dix, men. From now on, I want you to think of the Army as your family and as your home.'
  • Beware of Dogs! Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, 'Danger! Beware of Dog' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
  • Politician! A newcomer to the political scene was campaigning in thebackwoods for the Loksabha elections Outside a ramshacklehouse, he saw Banta milking a cow. He approached him,ready to make his pitch for a vote.
  • Santa on duty! The order was to account for the round consumed by a sentry on duty in a camp in the desert-by turning in the empty cases and showing what he had shot.
  • About Turn! After a rigorous drilling program a group of ROTC cadets was about to board the trucks back to the barracks. Just for fun, the cadets got into formation with their caps on backward.
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