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    A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.
    "That customer`s going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?"
    "Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."
  • More of Murphy!!! 'The Law of Volunteering'
    If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
  • Parting!! A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.
  • Feel like home A busload of new recruits arrived at the reception center, and was greeted by an old drill sergeant. He began his speech: 'Welcome to Fort Dix, men. From now on, I want you to think of the Army as your family and as your home.'
  • Beware of Dogs! Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, 'Danger! Beware of Dog' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
  • Politician! A newcomer to the political scene was campaigning in thebackwoods for the Loksabha elections Outside a ramshacklehouse, he saw Banta milking a cow. He approached him,ready to make his pitch for a vote.
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