Science From The Eyes of 5th and 6th Graders

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    The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.
    A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water and then forcing it through an aviator.
    The inhabitants of Moscow are Mosquitoes.
    It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in other places.
    Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.
    Mushrooms always grow in damp places which is why they look like umbrellas.
    The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
    The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
    Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
    Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun but I never have been able to make out the numbers.
    In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.
    When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.
    One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
    For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the victim is dead.
    Blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
    A monsoon is a French gentleman.
    The word "trousers" is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
    Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
    To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.
    Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don`t, why you should.
    Water vapor gets together in a big cloud. When it gets big enough to be called a drop, it does.
    There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because so many people are stomping around there these days.
    The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
    You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don`t hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
  • Manager!!! A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude andspotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me, canyou help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don`tknow where I am.'
  • More of Murphy!!! 'The Law of Volunteering'
    If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
  • Parting!! A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.
  • Feel like home A busload of new recruits arrived at the reception center, and was greeted by an old drill sergeant. He began his speech: 'Welcome to Fort Dix, men. From now on, I want you to think of the Army as your family and as your home.'
  • Beware of Dogs! Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, 'Danger! Beware of Dog' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
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