| 1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall. 2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation. 3. Crazed maniacs have super-human strength. 4. The suburbs are exciting. 5. Good guys always shoot better than bad guys. 6. Good guys are always outnumbered. 7. Good guys always win and get the girl. 8. Good guys are always good looking. 9. Ugly people are always bad guys. 10. All Chinese people know Karate. 11. There are no ugly women, only ugly men. 12. Court cases are all solved with a surprise witness. 13. Good guys are the only ones who have a sense of humor. 14. Cars will explode in all accidents. 15. Everyone has a `dark` secret. 16. Cream pies are made to be thrown, never eaten. 17. Haunted houses are never locked. 18. Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg. 19. When it rains, it always pours. 20. You are always safe as soon as you cross the *county line* - 150 miles away. |