I lost me finger!

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    Santa and Banta landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning tea Banta yelled, "Santa! I lost me finger!"
    "Have you now?" says Santa. "And how did you do it?"
    "I just touched this big spinning thing here... Damn! There goes another one!
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