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    Banta was a photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. Banta arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let`s go!"
    The tense man sitting in the pilot`s seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said Banta, "and make several low-level passes."
    "Why?" asked the nervous pilot.
    "Because I`m going to take pictures!" yelled Banta, "I`m a photographer, and photographers take pictures."
    After a long pause, the "pilot" replied: "You mean, you`re not my instructor?"
  • Rescuing Santa! A group of soldiers arriving in Jammu found themselves taking a surprise refresher course on first aid. Following an involved lesson on making splints, dressing wounds and applying tourniquets to stop bleeding, the instructor decided to determine how well the class had grasped theinformation given.
  • Banta`s Problem! An auto mechanic, received a repair order from Banta, that read: 'Checkfor clunking sound when going around corners.' Taking the car out fora test drive, mechanic made a right turn, and a moment later he heard aclunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.
  • Life in Bollywood! 1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.
    2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.
  • Science From The Eyes of 5th and 6th Graders The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.
    A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water and then forcing it through an aviator.
  • Salesman! A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.
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