Efficiency Expert!

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    Efficiency expert, Banta, concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. "
    "Why?" asked somebody from the audience.
    "I watched my wife`s routine at breakfast for years," Banta explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.
    One day I told her, `Why don`t you try carrying several things at once?`"
    "Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
    "Actually, yes," replied Banta, "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
  • Banta Reporting! Banta was a photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. Banta arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, 'Let`s go!'
  • I lost me finger! Santa and Banta landed themselves a job at a saw mill.Just before morning tea Banta yelled, 'Santa! I lost me finger!'
  • Rescuing Santa! A group of soldiers arriving in Jammu found themselves taking a surprise refresher course on first aid. Following an involved lesson on making splints, dressing wounds and applying tourniquets to stop bleeding, the instructor decided to determine how well the class had grasped theinformation given.
  • Banta`s Problem! An auto mechanic, received a repair order from Banta, that read: 'Checkfor clunking sound when going around corners.' Taking the car out fora test drive, mechanic made a right turn, and a moment later he heard aclunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.
  • Life in Bollywood! 1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.
    2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.
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