The Moon or the Sun?

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    Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."
    The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend. "You are wrong, that`s not the moon, that`s the sun."
    Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that`s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
    The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don`t live around here
  • Measuring Device! Santa was in the dentist`s chair having a root canal done. Every so often the dentist would stick a large toothpick-like object into the tooth`s canal to see how far he had drilled. Each time, this thing caused Santa great pain, but whenever he complained the dentist replied, 'Oh, that doesn`t hurt, it`s just a measuring device.'
  • Banta Reporting! Banta was a photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. Banta arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, 'Let`s go!'
  • I lost me finger! Santa and Banta landed themselves a job at a saw mill.Just before morning tea Banta yelled, 'Santa! I lost me finger!'
  • Rescuing Santa! A group of soldiers arriving in Jammu found themselves taking a surprise refresher course on first aid. Following an involved lesson on making splints, dressing wounds and applying tourniquets to stop bleeding, the instructor decided to determine how well the class had grasped theinformation given.
  • Banta`s Problem! An auto mechanic, received a repair order from Banta, that read: 'Checkfor clunking sound when going around corners.' Taking the car out fora test drive, mechanic made a right turn, and a moment later he heard aclunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.
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