| Banta and his wife were lying in bed. Mrs Banta had curled up ready for sleep and Banta put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading he would periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her "kitty". He did this a few times and then continue to read his book. The wife gradually became aroused so she got up and started stripping in front of him. Banta was confused and asked her what she was doing. She replied "you were playing with my kitty, I thought it was foreplay". Banta said "No, not at all". She then asked, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?" "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book." |