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    A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69".
    "What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
    Realizing he`s inexperienced, she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine."
    Still not knowing what she`s talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart.
    "What was that for?" he asks.
    "Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again." she says.
    So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose.
    The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on.
    "Wait, where are you going?" she asks.
    The guy says, " If you think I`m sticking around for 67 more of those, you`re crazy !!!!!
  • Size does matters! Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
    Her friend saw this and said, 'Hey that`s a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?'
  • Wetting fingers! Banta and his wife were lying in bed. Mrs Banta had curled up ready for sleep and Banta put his bed lamp on to read a book.
  • Santa & Viagra! Santa comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, 'Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?'
  • Wrong Footed! A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.
  • Hygienic! Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon this old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice that she wasn`t wearing any panties. So they ask her if its cooler without wearing any panties.
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