| A woman walks into her accountant`s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I`ll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I`m a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let`s try to rephrase that." The woman, "OK, I`m a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I`m a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year." |