Daddy longlegs!

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    A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
    Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? she asked .
    They`re mating, her father replied .
    What do you call the spider on top? she asked.
    That`s a daddy longlegs, he replied.
    So, the other one is a mommy longlegs? the little girl asked.
    No, both of them are daddy longlegs, he replied.
    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat, and said.
    Well, we`re not having THAT sort of shit in our garden.
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