Confession box!

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    A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
    Finally, the drunk replies, No use knocking, there`s no paper in this one either.
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