| ยท Santa, with his girl friend is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway Santa says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?" She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off Santa is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and Santa are trapped in the car. "Go get help", Santa pleads. She replies, "I can`t, I`m naked." Santa points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says "Cover your snatch with that and go get help." She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the Petrol pump down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boyfriend`s stuck!" The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, "I`m sorry, Miss. He`s too far in." |