| 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks`trus) adj. Possessing the ability to
turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar`pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. 3. ELBONICS (el bon`iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater. 4. PEPPIER (peph ee ay`) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper. 5. PHONESIA (fo nee` zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. |