The amazing golf ball

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    A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
    The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
    "It`s a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"
    "Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"
    "No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
    "Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
    "Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
    "Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"
    "No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I`m telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
    The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"
    "I found it."
  • Confession box! A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
  • Coldest igloo! There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talk about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo.
  • Identification problem! A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table, she had a near death experience seeing God, she asked Him if this was 'it.' God said, 'No, I am sending you back. You have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
  • The Moon or the Sun? Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, 'What a beautiful night, look at the moon.'
  • Efficiency Expert! Efficiency expert, Banta, concluded his lecture with a note of caution. 'You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. '
    'Why?' asked somebody from the audience.
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