| · A teacher to a class of 8 year olds is trying to get their imaginations going one day so she says to them "Ok class, now if you could cover your body in anything in the world what would it be and why?" So a lad puts his hand up and goes "Silver, Miss because then I could scrape it all off and buy myself a Volkswagon Golf just like my mum`s got". Another lad puts his hand up and says "Gold, Miss because then I could scrape it all off and buy myself a BMW just like my uncle`s". The teacher is looking very impressed by these ideas when little Jonny (well it had to be really) puts his hand up and shouts "Pubic hair, Miss." "Why on earth would you want to do that Jonny ?" enquires the teacher, to which he replies : "Well, my big sister`s only got a tiny amount and you should see the fucking cars outside our house". |