The cure of Holy water!

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    One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches.
    An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he`d just seen.
    "Son, you`ve just witnessed a miracle," the priest said. "Tell me where is this man now?"
    "Flat on his ass over by the holy water," said the boy.
  • Lie costs... A couple was going out for the evening. They`d gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don`t want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
  • Majored in different fields... A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
  • Hearing aid... Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
  • The taxing stars... A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friendand was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue inthe Netherlands flag. 'Our flag symbolizes our taxes,' he said. 'We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.'
  • Jigsaw puzzle... John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. 'I`ve got a problem,' says Buffy.John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. 'I`ve got a problem,' says Buffy. 'What`s the matter?' asks John.'Well, I`ve bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it`s
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