Hear the Niagara

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    A group of tourists at Niagara Falls:
    Guide: I welcome you all to the Niagara Falls. These are the world`s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high that the sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing by can`t be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls.
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