Mrs. Banta woke her husband Banta, in the middle of the night. `There`s a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning. `Who shall I call,` Banta said, `Police or ambulance?`
Cruisin`....Santa and Banta were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
Best Goat !!One day Santa was talking with a salesman about his goats. As they were talking the salesman noticed that one of the goats had a wooden leg. 'What`s the deal with the goat with the wooden leg?' asked the salesman.
The cure of Holy water!One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches.
Welcome Bush!Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, 'You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?'
Lie costs...A couple was going out for the evening. They`d gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don`t want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.