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    One day Banta got a letter from Santa.
    `Dear Banta, I am suffering very much So, please help me! Please give me 10,000/- I will return after 6 months.`
    Banta thought that he should not give the money to Santa.
    After some time he thought of a great idea then Banta started to write a letter to Santa.
    `My dear friend, I am really sorry. Unfortunately I could not receive your letter in which you asked me Rs.10,000/-`
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