| A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. `What are they doing, Grandma?` asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, `The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor.` `They`re just like people, aren`t they Grandma?` `How do you mean?` asked the Grandma. `Offer someone a helping hand,` said the little girl, `and they screw you everytime!` |