Santa is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Santa a pop quiz, asking: `What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?`
Santa says: `I would switch one train to another track.`
`What if the lever broke?` asks the inspector.
`Then I`d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there`, answers Santa.
`What if that had been struck by lightning?` challenges the inspector.
`Then,` Santa continued, `I`d run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box.`
`What if the phone was busy?`
`In that case,` Santa argued, `I`d run to the street level and use the public phone near the station`.
`What if that had been vandalized?`
`Oh well,` said Santa, `in that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Bhalla`.
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, `Why would you do that?`
`Because he`s never seen a train accident.`
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