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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient`s room. He found Santa sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Banta was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked Santa what he was doing.
Santa replied, `Can`t you see I`m sawing this piece of wood in half?`
The doctor inquired of Santa what Banta was doing.
Santa replied, `Oh, he`s a little crazy. He thinks he`s a light bulb.`
The doctor looks up and notices Banta`s face is going all red. The doctor asks Santa, `If he`s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?`.
Santa replies, `What? And work in the dark?`
- Change Please! Major Banta needed to use a pay phone, but didn`t have change for Rs.10/- note. He saw Soldier Santa mopping the base`s corridor floors, and asked him, `Santar, do you have change for Rs.10/-?`
- Outing with Grandma A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
- Hospitalised Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn`t take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation.
- Great reply! One day Banta got a letter from Santa.
`Dear Banta, I am suffering very much So, please help me! Please give me 10,000/- I will return after 6 months.` - Her cake! Mrs. Banta woke her husband Banta, in the middle of the night. `There`s a burglar downstairs eating the...