Power of Healing !

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    Banta had reached in his early 40`s yet he was unable to find his life partner so he had become very sulky. One day he was travelling in train. In his compartant a newly married couple was going for their honeymoon. They were teasing each other with their love.
    Banta was very angry just then the newly weded wife told her husband ` My foot is aching` the husband kissed the foot and the pain disappeared then wife again complained about pain in ankle the husband kissed the ankle again and then the pain disappeared. They really enjoyed it then the wife again complained about pain in arms, hand, forehead, chin and cheek etc. The husband kissed at those parts and the pain disappeared the couple was really enjoying but Banta was amazed at healing power of the kisses.
    He asked the husband,` kaka(son) can u cure piles too`
  • Crystal ball The Acme Company was trying to sell its new computerized crystal ball to a major marketing executive. But as expected, the executive was quite skeptical.
  • Disbelief ! An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he`s feeling?
  • Check up! Santa along with a woman, went to the doctor. The doctor asked, What can I do for you? Santa said, Will you watch us have sexual intercource . The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
  • Really big! A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new 'city' outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, 'Yes ma`am. Ya see, I`m from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit.'
  • Fishing! At the Senior Citizens` luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
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