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    An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
    A student asked, "What`s the matter, Mrs.Sheridan?"
    "Tense," she replied, describing her emotional state.
    After a slight pause the student tried again, "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter...?
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    One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason...
  • The other half! Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
  • The Busy Barber! This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
    'How long before I can get a haircut?'
    The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About 2 hours.'
    The guy leaves...
  • Dead Lawyer ?? A guy phones a law office and says: 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'The receptionist replies, 'I`m sorry but he died last week.'The next day he phones again and asks...
  • Good Student An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
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