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    "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
    "And did he?"
    "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
  • Some difference For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.
    After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
  • Natural calamity? There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.
    One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason...
  • The other half! Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
  • The Busy Barber! This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
    'How long before I can get a haircut?'
    The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About 2 hours.'
    The guy leaves...
  • Dead Lawyer ?? A guy phones a law office and says: 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'The receptionist replies, 'I`m sorry but he died last week.'The next day he phones again and asks...
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