Some differenceFor the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Natural calamity?There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town. One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason...
The other half!Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
The Busy Barber!This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About 2 hours.' The guy leaves...
Dead Lawyer ??A guy phones a law office and says: 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'The receptionist replies, 'I`m sorry but he died last week.'The next day he phones again and asks...