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    A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
    "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk.
    "Look here," inquired the farmer in surprise, "when am I going to get time to see the city?"
  • Bill 'The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.'
  • Good Student An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
  • Some difference For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.
    After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
  • Natural calamity? There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.
    One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason...
  • The other half! Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
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