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    The child comes home from his first day at school.
    Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
    The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
  • Report card 'Dad, can you write in the dark?'
  • Bill 'The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.'
  • Good Student An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
  • Some difference For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.
    After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
  • Natural calamity? There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.
    One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason...
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