"Haven`t I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last
winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
Bill'The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.'
Good StudentAn English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.