Violin lesson!

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    "Haven`t I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
    "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
    "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
  • Not enough The child comes home from his first day at school.
  • Farmer A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
  • Report card 'Dad, can you write in the dark?'
  • Bill 'The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.'
  • Good Student An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
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