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    Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
    Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
    Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
    Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
  • Bow, wow! Teacher: 'Sam, what is the outside of a tree called...
  • Not enough The child comes home from his first day at school.
  • Farmer A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
  • Report card 'Dad, can you write in the dark?'
  • Bill 'The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.'
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