A little too interested!

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    "I`m beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money."
    "Why do you say that?"
    "Listen to this from his bill: `For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25`."
  • Go Slow Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
    Joseph: Because of a sign down the road...
  • Violin lesson! 'Haven`t I seen your face before?' a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant...
  • Bow, wow! Teacher: 'Sam, what is the outside of a tree called...
  • Not enough The child comes home from his first day at school.
  • Farmer A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
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